Recipe for Justice
1 loving generous guy
1 narcissistic succubus
1 narcissistic succubus
Add a dash of sex, and a pinch of religion
Blend in
2 best friends
2 ex girlfriends
1 love interest
1 trip to cancun
1 rental car, white
3 gascans
1 box of hair color
1 tbsp KY jelly
1 gun
1 knife
1 camera
1 love interest
1 trip to cancun
1 rental car, white
3 gascans
1 box of hair color
1 tbsp KY jelly
1 gun
1 knife
1 camera
1 adorable dog
1 broken-hearted family
Add
1 soft-spoken meticulous detective
1 brilliant passionate prosecutor
Bring to a boil.
Now put on low and add
1 humongous slimeball
1 screechy willnut, grated
1 quart of chacha
1/2 cup of sherry
Fold in
1 hot medical examiner
2 or 3 ripe dummies
1 smart cookie
1 bishop
3 computer geeks
Mix all ingredients together and simmer for 7 years. Add lies as needed.
On the side
Take 1 mom and throw under bus. Next add a hundred fools, a thousand reporters, a million caring supporters, and a zillion tweets and stir. More may be added for individual taste.
Cover and bring slowly to boiling point.
Pick 18 jurors. Place in collander and rinse with cold water. Carefully remove any that may cause others to spoil until you are left with a dozen. Be careful that the jurors do not mix with the sidedish or they may have to be thrown out. Keep 2 on hand just in case.
To finish, slowly pour the main dish over the jurors into a crockpot and set aside in jury room until the succubus is done.
Sprinkle with hope and love for garnish.
Serve immediately.
Bon appetit!
How Clever!
ReplyDeleteA recipe for justice, if I ever saw one. I agree Pirate -- clever indeed!
ReplyDeleteLove your blog, Carmen! I admire the way you stand up for what is right...and you inspire the rest of us to do so, too! Don't give up, you've turned the page, time for new beginning...spring is almost here, and the world will be reborn!
ReplyDeleteThanks you guys! Passing the time during #verdictwatch :D i cant believe the jurors brought a crockpot and there were llamas on the loose in arizona hahaha. Just another day in the jodiarias trial! Hopefully Monday we'll finally get #JUSTICEFORTRAVISALEXANDER <3
ReplyDeleteToday just proves there are still surprises to be had during the Trial of the Decade!
ReplyDeleteStill simmering. Boy is it going to be delicious when it's done! #justicefortravisalexander
ReplyDeleteWell thank you very much stealth juror you spoiled the whole recipe...
ReplyDeleteSo i just read thru all the tweets from the jury interview. Yep, 11-1 for death. The 11+2 alternates were there. They felt that the 1 had an agenda. They said that the 1 refused to deliberate. They said she had watched the lifetime movie and did not believe jodi was the monster portrayed in the movie. They said she watched the news and she loved "the Secret". They said that one of the jury questions they asked the judge was to trade her out for an alternate bc she refused to deliberate, referring to the death sentence as revenge that she wanted no part of. She fell for the “poor mentally ill little girl” lies by nurmi. Shall i continue or do we all need to go throw up now?
As for the 11+2, they said jodi's secret testimony was totally rehearsed and she showed no remorse. They thought it was secret for security reasons. They felt manipulated by her and her courtroom glances at them trying to make eye contact. They thought DT put travis on trial. They didnt believe fonsecca one bit and thought putting geffner on the stand a second time was a mistake. They didnt give a rats ass about the porn. They did not think she had any mitigators. They didnt think the mormon stuff had anything to do with anything. They did not believe for one second that Travis ever physically abused jodi They felt demarte sealed the deal. There was chilli in the crockpot.
Thats all ive got.
So sad for this poor family. Why oh why did jss make them wait more than another whole month? I hope she will give her a piece of her mind serve jodi what she really deserves. Perryville awaits. I feel sick.
Back in October (2014) JSS had THIS juror stay behind to speak to her. Don't know what that was about (it was never said) but it is interesting.....no?
ReplyDeleteSomething not right. Arias supporters kept saying #onlyone
ReplyDeleteWhy do I think she had a 'wormhole' to the DT? Cha-Cha?
ReplyDeleteMiss you Carmen! Lots to write about lately!
ReplyDeleteHi truly, me too miss you guys! :) thanks for the encouragement. Ive been quietly observing, waiting for inspiration. So much going on i dont even know where to start!
ReplyDeleteI can certainly understand that! It would appear there's going to be a meltdown on the extreme ends of both sides. I avoid extremes, preferring to pick and choose the info that seems right to me and leaving behind the info that seems to be false. I trust my gut. You'll know when you are ready to dive in again.
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